I'm thinking about eventually moving off this account and posting my little jokes via Pandacap instead, but first I'd need to add a feature for me to post replies.

Living in a city with council-manager government, I'm not really sure what a mayor's job is. I assume they wear a big sash, and always have giant scissors on them just in case they have to cut a ribbon.

Someday / there'll be code in this interface / so it's not in another plaaaace, where it really bothers me

my hdmi cable today is beige

Don't seek / you cannot fast forward because the rights holder / prohibited this act

Not sure which says more about me, that my favorite newspaper comic strip is Phoebe & Her Unicorn, or that I have a favorite newspaper comic strip

It's always bothered me when people pick 99% to mean "most" since it depends on mammals having 5 fingers on each of their 2 front limbs which is rarely relevant to the issue at hand

Sometimes on Mastodon I see artists put the whole alt text into the body of the post in addition to the image description. Is that just a PostyBirb thing?

When I made my Netflix account, it showed me like 50 shows and asked for three I liked. I'd only seen two. Unbelievably, one of them was Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken. I love that movie, but I've never meet anyone around me who's even heard of it

there should be a radio station that just plays music where there's a skeleton on the album art

Is there a combined Super Mario Bros / Duck Hunt speedrun competition? Like a video game biathlon?