Don't seek / you cannot fast forward because the rights holder / prohibited this act

Not sure which says more about me, that my favorite newspaper comic strip is Phoebe & Her Unicorn, or that I have a favorite newspaper comic strip

It's always bothered me when people pick 99% to mean "most" since it depends on mammals having 5 fingers on each of their 2 front limbs which is rarely relevant to the issue at hand

Sometimes on Mastodon I see artists put the whole alt text into the body of the post in addition to the image description. Is that just a PostyBirb thing?

When I made my Netflix account, it showed me like 50 shows and asked for three I liked. I'd only seen two. Unbelievably, one of them was Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken. I love that movie, but I've never meet anyone around me who's even heard of it

there should be a radio station that just plays music where there's a skeleton on the album art

Is there a combined Super Mario Bros / Duck Hunt speedrun competition? Like a video game biathlon?

These weeds / are a deeper shade of green / So that they cannot be seen / When you're far, far away

It's really funny to me that in baseball there can be an official challenge that results in deciding whether an individual fan gets thrown out of the stadium

my favorite unit in all of Fire Emblem is that 3 mov thief in Engage ch 5

Most underrated Ant-Man power: turning N gauge trains into O gauge trains

One thing I've wished meeting software had - a way to (manually or randomly) assign different speakers to different audio output devices on your computer. I use monitors with built-in speakers and so I regularly have 3+ different sources it could use. Would be really helpful when people start talking over each other.

the Wii U web browser's video player has a couple of JavaScript things you can fo with it - but I really have no idea how to make it any more useful than just a embed...